Dear girl in the audience of Judge Judy, holla. That is all.

Dear girl in the audience of Judge Judy, holla. That is all.

I’m in the Del Taco drive thru right behind everything that’s wrong with America.

I’m in the Del Taco drive thru right behind everything that’s wrong with America.

If anything makes it obvious we need a new printer, it’s the box that the ink cartridge comes in.

If anything makes it obvious we need a new printer, it’s the box that the ink cartridge comes in.

Hmm, I wonder why I never watch this person stream.

clicks on stream

Oh yeah, they listen to horrible music.

I post my socks a lot. #hometownpride

I post my socks a lot. #hometownpride

Keeper of the Cake.

Keeper of the Cake.

Chauffeur to the guest of honor.

Chauffeur to the guest of honor.

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Already?