My phone always pays its debts.

My phone always pays its debts.

Thanks LA County Fair, it’s been real.

Thanks LA County Fair, it’s been real.

Anonymous asked: why dont you post selfies anymore?

My selfie taking days are long gone. I’m a decrepit old man now.

This takes me way back.

My favorite part of this movie is that the high school football team practices full contact with no helmets on.

My favorite part of this movie is that the high school football team practices full contact with no helmets on.

(Source: boy-onherbike, via henry-goldwire)

lessiconic:

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Incredible Crisis.
The funnest game you’ve probably never played.
There’s a mini-game where you have sex with a girl on a ferris wheel.

lessiconic:

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Incredible Crisis.

The funnest game you’ve probably never played.

There’s a mini-game where you have sex with a girl on a ferris wheel.

Also, a short pubic service announcement regarding Bills in general.

Whenever that photo gets reblogged, I’d say about 60% of the time the person will add something along the lines of this:

YOU MEAN HIS NAME ISN’T BILL?!?

His name is Willliam. Bill is short for William. This is not news. There are very few people out there named “Bill”, as in it says “Bill” on their birth certificate.

Bill Gates’ name isn’t Bill, it’s William.

Bill Clinton’s name isn’t Bill, it’s William.

Bill Cosby’s name isn’t Bill, it’s William.

Bill Murray’s name isn’t Bill, it’s William.

Please stop freaking out about this.

Anonymous asked: Ugh. You're so handsome.

You are very kind to say so, thank you.

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